I'd much rather have AIDS than a baby... They're not that different at all. They're both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of the mistakes you've made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them.

I felt like high school for me was like a big whirlpool of me trying to figure out what was OK for me to do.

I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

I feel like there's a lot of rappers that could out-rap me and I wouldn't want to face any of them.

Also, I realized a lot of kids are listening to me. Whether I want to be or not, they're looking up to me.

If it makes you nervous- you're doing it right.

Most people think I'm Danny Glover's son when they meet me. So when they ask, I say 'No, I'm Crispin Glover's son.' Then we stare at each other for a long time.