A friend is someone I complain to about my other friends.
Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money.
J-Lo finally married into her own music genre. Crappy music.
Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs.
[Ryan Reynolds] has had stabs at it like Just Friends. He's really fun in that.
It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy.