One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.