One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.