Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.