Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.