In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.