Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.