The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.