A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.