The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.