There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.