What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.