What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.