The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.