What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.