What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.