Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?