If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.