A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.