Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.