A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.