A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

A perfect example of the power of prayer is when a blizzard closes the schools on the day of a big exam.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.