There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.