Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.