Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.