For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.