For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.