For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.