The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.