For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.