A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.