The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.