Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.