A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.