How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.