A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.