It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.