What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.