If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.