Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.