Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.