An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.