The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.