They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.