Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.