Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.