An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.