An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.