The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.

The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.