The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.