The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.