Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.