The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.