The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.