The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.