They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.