Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.