Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?