Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.
It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.
There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.