Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.