What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.