Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.