Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.