Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.