Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.