People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.
There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.
It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.