Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

A perfect example of the power of prayer is when a blizzard closes the schools on the day of a big exam.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.