Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.