Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.