Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.