Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.