If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.