Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Doug LarsonThey should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.
Doug LarsonEstablishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Doug LarsonFor every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.
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