Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

A perfect example of the power of prayer is when a blizzard closes the schools on the day of a big exam.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.