Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.

They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.