One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
Doug LarsonA child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
Doug LarsonFor disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
Doug LarsonThe aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Doug Larson