Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.