There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well.

The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.

"Close your mouth when you chew." That was my mother's big one.Why do people eat lunch together? I want to eat by myself. Chewing is one of the most revolting things to me. Wind makes me unnerved, too.

[Stand-up] might be ballsy, but I'd rather not be an actor. Actors are tools.

There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.

Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something's not accurate?