Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.
Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.
Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.
My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny?
All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself.
Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and itโs sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.