There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.

Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.

What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.

Nothing against comedy clubs, they work. But when you're sitting with a tablecloth and a candle and an appetizer menu, three-drink minimum, it can feel more like a dinner theater than a live experience.

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.