I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.
I have the kind of show that reminds you of your problems, and then I talk about other problems you didn't even know you had until tonight.
Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage, stop carrying it. Move forward.
Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
When I used to drive on the road from L. A., one time in Arizona we went off-road to see what weird little towns are around. Loved Bisbee.