Old people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story.

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

Old people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story.

There's a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit.

What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

You forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.

If I say f*** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f***. I've had countless audience members offer me free drugs but I also got free hernia surgery.