Old people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story.

There are some occasions in which a man must tell half his secret, in order to conceal the rest; but there is seldom one in which a man should tell all. Great skill is necessary to know how far to go, and where to stop.

At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.

People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.