he ones that bother me the most are the media saying, "He's like the next Bill Hicks." It's supposed to be complimentary, but then all these Bill Hicks fans show up thinking you're going to be like him, and then go, "You're no Bill Hicks." And I'm like, "I never wanted to try to be like him, I don't think I'm anything like him at all, and now you're mad at me for not being him because a journalist didn't have a better reference."
Doug StanhopeDemocracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four years?
Doug StanhopeWhat ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.
Doug StanhopeIf you get offended by words - by noises we make with our mouths - it means you were raised by bad parents.
Doug Stanhope