He's my usual type of fan... a school shooter who didn't have bullets and now he's all awkward and alone.

Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.