That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.
People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.
A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.
Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get.
People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate.
Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.