I don't ever want to become Bill Maher where I have to find some strong opinion on something just because it's in the news. That's the guy that comes off like you have to be angry every week about new topics and snotty about something. That's what I'm trying to avoid.

How do you pledge allegiance to a government? That's all America is: a government. There's no such thing as 'we're Americans.' That's just trivial bullshit to get you rooting for the home team. You're not an American. You're a guy, you're a person, you're an individual.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.