The characteristic of a well-bred man is, to converse with his inferiors without insolence, and with his superiors with respect and with ease.

You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.

Coward is the most misused word in our society.

I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did to the virus. It's sad to see 'em go. You see a thirty day chip on your buddy's key ring, it's like seeing a toe tag on his cold, stiff corpse.

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.