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Doug StanhopeI don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.
Doug StanhopeI'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.
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