I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
Doug StanhopeYou never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."
Doug StanhopeThe reputation of generosity is to be purchased pretty cheap; it does not depend so much upon a man's general expense, as it does upon his giving handsomely where it is proper to give at all. A man, for instance, who should give a servant four shillings, would pass for covetous, while he who gave him a crown, would be reckoned generous; so that the difference of those two opposite characters, turns upon one shilling.
Doug Stanhope