I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

I immediately split the crowd. I thought about coming on every night and shouting, 'Gay pride, white power!' just to confuse people.

Did you ever try to sleep sober?

There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.

America takes credit for giving you freedom that you had anyway. It's like going to a wedding and putting your tag on somebody elses box.

What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.