I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well.

I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if Im paying to see a comedy, then I just want to see whos funniest, with everyone treated equally.

Raccoons don't need to do poppers in order to come while they're having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area.

The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.

I need you to love me, I don't like me, either, if that helps.