If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

Before modern medicine, would pussies just generally rot up inside you and fall out of you like spoiled oysters on the sidewalk?

I'm not a marijuana user, so I always feel kind of fraudulent. I applaud this, I do recreational drugs, but marijuana's never one of those. People think because I talk about drugs, that I smoke pot. But I don't.

If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.

"Close your mouth when you chew." That was my mother's big one.Why do people eat lunch together? I want to eat by myself. Chewing is one of the most revolting things to me. Wind makes me unnerved, too.

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.