If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

I couldn't possibly explain why the common person would be against something like that. It's all rooted in sexual hang-ups. The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. I don't know why anyone would want to get married heterosexually, so why they'd be against homosexual marriage is flummoxing. I only use that word when I'm talking to someone from the British press.

Every vice is already a punishment in itself... you don't need a ticket on top of it.

Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

I don't like being in the UK for every other reason aside from the show. It's aesthetically uncomfortable to me on almost every level for reasons that might sound petty but I can't get past. The audiences are far more challenging and while I wouldn't say I prefer it, I certainly need it to ward off my inherent laziness.

I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!

Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.