If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop.

Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes.

When I say that asian women are beautiful it's not a sexual thing. I'm not being degrading, I find them sexually repulsive.

Unfortunately this is where comedy works, where people are the most miserable.