If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here.

It's our flaws who make us who we are.

I couldn't possibly explain why the common person would be against something like that. It's all rooted in sexual hang-ups. The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. I don't know why anyone would want to get married heterosexually, so why they'd be against homosexual marriage is flummoxing. I only use that word when I'm talking to someone from the British press.