If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.

Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.

Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.