I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!
Doug StanhopeIf you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.
Doug StanhopeYou forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.
Doug StanhopeWe must not suppose that, because a man is a rational animal, he will, therefore, always act rationally; or, because he has such or such a predominant passion, that he will act invariably and consequentially in pursuit of it. No, we are complicated machines; and though we have one main spring that gives motion to the whole, we have an infinity of little wheels, which, in their turns, retard, precipitate, and sometime stop that motion.
Doug Stanhope