Get the right to marry - and then don't.
I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.
Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.
So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.
The only way I thought I could do a greatest hits album is to do it in a prison where they have no f**king idea who I am. I'd do what I consider the best of those old, early CDs before I did DVDs. A women's prison would be even better, but it has to be English-speaking.
The Unbookables are supposed to be unbookable. That's what it's all about.