Get the right to marry - and then don't.
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
If you're in high-school and you're not having fun, quit.
[Stand-up] might be ballsy, but I'd rather not be an actor. Actors are tools.
The Mind is everything. Do drugs. But just don't have drugs.
If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?