Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.
Doug StanhopeIf I were money-motivated, I would spread insidious lies that marijuana is dangerous and addictive and leads to dancing with white women, that your children are at risk of riding that freight train straight into hell or an opium den. Then I'd parlay that fear into a chain of overpriced "rehab" centers that can cure them and shake Satan from their souls. But I am not that ambitious. I am a drunk.
Doug StanhopeSeparation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.
Doug Stanhope