I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.

If I die soon, don't ever say I died too young.

There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.

Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something's not accurate?

If you're going to kill yourself just do me one favor: say it was because of my act. Can you do that? I need the press.