I'd get demolitions experts to rig mother to implode like a skyscraper.

If you get offended by words - by noises we make with our mouths - it means you were raised by bad parents.

I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?

The internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.

I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasnt particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate.