Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.

At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.

I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.

I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.

Man, it just cost me five dollars to beat my own meat... God bless the United States of America.