Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage, stop carrying it. Move forward.

Abortion is green! I think its irrefutable, but people don't want to hear that. For most people, having children is an instinctual, natural desire and the last thing they want to do is believe that it has any detrimental side, or if they do believe it, they think it's different for them because they live in a gated community or whatever the reason.

Your instinct is your true god. Follow it.

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

If I were money-motivated, I would spread insidious lies that marijuana is dangerous and addictive and leads to dancing with white women, that your children are at risk of riding that freight train straight into hell or an opium den. Then I'd parlay that fear into a chain of overpriced "rehab" centers that can cure them and shake Satan from their souls. But I am not that ambitious. I am a drunk.

Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.

Man, it just cost me five dollars to beat my own meat... God bless the United States of America.