Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.
Doug StanhopeAmerica takes credit for giving you freedom that you had anyway. It's like going to a wedding and putting your tag on somebody elses box.
Doug StanhopeI'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.
Doug Stanhope