I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.

Did you ever try to sleep sober?

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.

I'm not the one-take wonder that a lot people think I am.

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!

There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.