I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.

Mutations are exciting, there aren't nearly enough of them.

Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.

If I say f*** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f***. I've had countless audience members offer me free drugs but I also got free hernia surgery.

Old people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story.

Your instinct is your true god. Follow it.