The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.

Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you.

The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.

I have no answers, but every day I wish I could have the same point of view for any 24-hour period. I wish I was in some system where I don't constantly question myself.

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.