The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.

Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

I've never tried to drive my career in any particular direction. I've always been an in-the-moment, live-for-today guy. I've never had a goal, and nearly everything I've done has been an accident. I just play to me, and if I can amuse myself, I consider it a victory.

Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four years?

The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.

I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.

Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.