The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.

I don't like being in the UK for every other reason aside from the show. It's aesthetically uncomfortable to me on almost every level for reasons that might sound petty but I can't get past. The audiences are far more challenging and while I wouldn't say I prefer it, I certainly need it to ward off my inherent laziness.

You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?

People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience.

Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.

When I used to drive on the road from L. A., one time in Arizona we went off-road to see what weird little towns are around. Loved Bisbee.

Religious tolerance. No! Zero tolerance for any type of religion.