Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.
Doug StanhopeI have the kind of show that reminds you of your problems, and then I talk about other problems you didn't even know you had until tonight.
Doug StanhopeThere's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.
Doug Stanhope