The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.

What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

Your instinct is your true god. Follow it.

If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made and waiting for you.

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.

Man, it just cost me five dollars to beat my own meat... God bless the United States of America.

Raccoons don't need to do poppers in order to come while they're having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area.