I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.

Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.

That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

He's my usual type of fan... a school shooter who didn't have bullets and now he's all awkward and alone.