I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.

If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?

I don't ever want to become Bill Maher where I have to find some strong opinion on something just because it's in the news. That's the guy that comes off like you have to be angry every week about new topics and snotty about something. That's what I'm trying to avoid.

The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.

I'm not the one-take wonder that a lot people think I am.

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.