The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if Im paying to see a comedy, then I just want to see whos funniest, with everyone treated equally.

Unfortunately this is where comedy works, where people are the most miserable.

I'd get demolitions experts to rig mother to implode like a skyscraper.

Artists who say that they're artists: usually people who need a job.

I couldn't possibly explain why the common person would be against something like that. It's all rooted in sexual hang-ups. The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. I don't know why anyone would want to get married heterosexually, so why they'd be against homosexual marriage is flummoxing. I only use that word when I'm talking to someone from the British press.