The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

You do bits and you fake anger and you write a bit and you have passion for it. Then you do it too many times and you have to work up the anger... and I've never had to do that with Dr. Drew Pintsky. Dr. Drew is to medicine what David Blaine is to science.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

If you're in high-school and you're not having fun, quit.

I drink every night. But I don't hang out and party. Not that I'm selling out Madison Square Garden, but in the old days after a show you could hang out with a few people. But now you're hanging around with 20 people, all of whom don't know each other, and they're all, "Leave my outgoing greeting on my voice mail, man, come on!"